FUCKING FACEBOOK - Part One

Abernathy 66
Like so many people on this planet I signed up for a Facebook Account. I thought it would be a good wayto make virtual friends and network due to my site being launched.
Within two months I have over 500 virtual friends. Some I knew but a majority I did not. Getting on average of 100 requests each week I made an effort to anwswer the 350 messages each day which just continued to grow. I really started to get overwhelmed with all the applications that I was being sent each and every day, butnot wanting to disappoint people I obliged. It got to the point where I just did not have the time to do it any longer, and posted messages saying not to send them any longer as I have a life.
The few applications that I did keep were geared towards adults. Since they were I found this the perfect opportunity to have my upcoming site known.To my surprise I was getting messages from kids between the ages of 13 and 17yrs of age. What was the most shocking was that these kids were leaving me messages about how they could fuck me right. I just stared at these messages as I could not believe what I was reading. How the FUCK does a 13 to 17yr old think they know how to satisfy a woman, meanwhile they just discovered that they had a cock.
I posted a message on the boards stating what I was experiencing. Letting the people know that the applications they had created were attracting children. Of course I received no responses which makes me thinkthat they were okay with this.But I guess I cannot blame the people that created the application.
I decided to check my messages and I had a gentleman contact me through the Facebook Chat. I remembered him right away, as I had just approved him to be on my friends list. We exchanged pleasantries and started chatting. He expressed that he was interested in me and would prefer to chat on MSN rather than Facebook for the chat program was lacking at best. I told him that it takes some time for me to give out that information as i did not know him well enough, but feel free to talk to me here until I got to know him a little better.He seems to be getting really irritated with my response and then asked why do I have over 500 people on my friends list. As I had explained to him previously I was there for making friends and networking and not looking for a FUCK. He then said, "Do you have a boyfriend"? Getting really pissed off I said yes. He then sent me a message back stating then why don't you go sleep with him!!! I told him, "Who The Fuck Do You Think Your Talking To"???? He retorted by saying, "What is wrong with you"??? At this point I told him to FUCK OFF and he threatened to report me…I immediately blocked him from my Facebook page.
I was so angry…I could not believe that this asshole had treated me in this manner. My profile clearly
stated why I was there but of course like so many others, he did not take the time to read it.
One thing that I am good at is recognizing that I can not be held responsible for how people feel, how miserable or lonely they are. I can only be in control of myself.
A few days later as I logged into to my account, I did what I normally do by anwsering messages, approving requests for friendships and declining the many applications being sent to me despite me asking over and over for them not to be sent. As I looked away from my laptop I see the screen flicker….I notice that I am not logged out of my account. I log back in to find that I am locked out…a few minutes later trying to log in again I get a message as to why my account has been locked…to discover that the fucking asshole who I would not cyberfuck kept to his promise and reported me and somehow got me kicked off….
This is the message I received:
Our Code of Conduct outlines the types of content we do not allow on the site. This includes any obscene, pornographic, or sexually explicit photos, as well as any photos that depict graphic violence. We also remove content, photo or written, that threatens, intimidates, harasses, or brings unwanted attention or embarrassment to an individual or group of people.
I find this to be quite entertaining considering I did not have anything close to what they said. Compared to the many other people that had much worse things on their pages….
FACEBOOK ARE FUCKING HYPOCRITS AS THEY ALLOW THESE IMAGES TO BE DISPLAYED IN THEIR PROGRAM….

These are just a few of what I found in the Mood Application which can be found here:
http://apps.new.facebook.com/emoting/
To be continued…
